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It’s a Good Thing We’ve Got This Cushy Schedule… Wait, What? I Fell Asleep

Tyson and Peja are terribly bored. So am I. Where has the will to blog gone? Come to think of it, where has the team gone? In case you weren’t aware, despite a worrying start, the Hornets still have...

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Free Something For Anyone Who Can Tell Me Why the NBA Hates New Orleans

The Saints playoff run in 2008 made everyone teary-eyed with Katrina sob stories. Haters of the Hornets accused New Orleans’ NBA team last year of having the same appeal in an extremely pejorative way....

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Do Not Turn On NBA TV Today

No, seriously. Have you seen the ads for this? Because today is LeBron James’ 24th birthday, they’re doing 24 hours of LeBron, “a full day of around-the-clock LeBron-centric programming featuring...

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I Knew It, Guys

They’re just fucking with me now, aren’t they?

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The Long Mile(s) to Redemption and Stupid Lawyers

Hey Trailblazers’ fans, remember this pic?  Darius and his wife at the signing conference?  The travesty that is “medically unfit to play” and the Curious Case of the Disappearing Salary?  Well the...

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THE FIX IS IN

But this time, it’s a good thing! Chris Paul is an All Star starter. Thank you, David Stern. Thank you. And yes, I am thanking David Stern. You cannot tell me CP made up 158,000 votes, or whatever it...

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Scattered Bits of Hype, Across a Series of Tubes

Some of these thoughts are things I’ve already posted on Twitter or in comment threads elsewhere. I’m just copy/pasting. If you follow me around EVERYWHERE you will have already read some of this...

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Stay Tuned Tonight for The Travesty, oops, I Mean “Lottery” Draft

I get it. Teams alleged tanked ends of seasons to get the #1 pick.  They made a lottery to counter.  Yeah, that’s really stopped teams.  Remember the term “tankapalooza” from the last few years?  Riley...

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I’m Sorry, Maybe I Hallucinated All This, But is This the Part Where the...

I’m sorry, did I miss something? A screenshot of ESPN's front page last November I thought Chris Paul hated Byron Scott. I thought this had been established. Like, mainstream established. I mean, I saw...

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Those Moments When You Realize Your Hero is Not Who You Thought he Was?

Having one of those right now. Paul joins LeBron’s marketing “company” (oh fine, I may have been, um, editorializing a bit there with the quotes) Don’t make the mistake of underestimating this: it’s...

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